Not Recommended
If Amazon really wanted to make a buck, they should occasionally tell me that a book would be wrong for me.
Bill, this book is not recommended for you. Here's why. If you're not Bill, please click here.
I wouldn't be able to not click "Here's why." Then they'd be all, "well, we just don't think it's your type...you know it's kind of...edgy...and the writing style, well, it's an acquired taste."
And I'd be all, "You don't know me Amazon! Give me that book."
They'd pack it up and ship it, chuckling all the while and serving each other mimosas.
I'd probably hate the book...but at least it would've been my decision.
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For some reason, these old posts came up in my RSS reader as new, so I saw them again. This one is pretty good. They should try it on April Fool's Day or something and see what happens. And when it takes off, you can take the credit and get a patent or something.
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