Projects I'd be working on if I wasn't squandering my time on this blog (that's funny, see, because my last post was three months ago):

• wireless garden
  
• Vikings vs. Pirates (VvP) for the PC, ports to other platforms to follow
  
• building a biscotti empire from my home kitchen
  
• hacking my car's computer and building a wireless docking port in my garage
  
• RocketChatTM
  
• writing
  
• adding comment fields to this web site so you can ask me things like: "When are you going to post to your blog?"
  
• my taxes
  

What I'm doing instead is typing at myself and keeping an eye on Jay Leno chatting with Snoop Doggy Dog about things like the etymology of Snoop's children's names. This is a strange place, this world. Here are some more examples:

• If you had to choose one or the other, would you rather feel guilty or stupid? Discuss.
  
• I wonder if Jesus imagined one day there'd be people watching him die on the cross while they munched some popcorn, lite butter.