I was struck again at lunch today how big 'small' drinks are.

If humans all suddenly died in some manner that also removed any biological evidence to the contrary, alien archaeologists would uncover our restaurants and think they'd discovered a Land of Giants. Or maybe, if they did reassemble some of our skeletons, they'd reason that the great empty space between the false ribs and the pelvis housed a huge, multi-chamber stomach.

Alien Archaeologists vs. Pirates!

I eat too much.