Bad Game Ideas:

- Vikings vs. Pirates!
- Civil Unrest Online
- Cowboys vs. Indians!
- Sim Holocaust

I think the right salesman could actually get someone to underwrite some of those. I think it's the kind of thing I would set out to do as a joke...as a kind of performance art that's supposed to make a point to the industry and the public. But I'd end up getting the money and having to make the thing. That's the kind of luck I have. On the surface it seems like a really good thing, but it mostly just mocks me in the end.

I think you could actually do a whole * vs. Pirates! series...

- Girl Scouts vs. Pirates!
- Nazis vs. Pirates!
- International Soccer Teams vs. Pirates!
- Gladiators vs. Pirates!
- Volleyball Girls vs. Pirates!
- Zombies vs. Pirates!

Arrrr.